Saturday, 1 December 2007
Wednesday, 30 May 2007
Saturday, 19 May 2007
HOW TO PICK A ROLLER DERBY NAME:
(the hardest effing part of roller derby)
For some girls it’s easy to come up with their derby name, for others it may takes weeks or even months to find a name that feels ‘ just right’. Your name represents who you are, and that’s damn hard to do in only a few words. It should convey your personality, and also have an essence of ‘derby-ness’ to it; a certain toughness, wittiness and intelligence, often with a retro spark. Many take inspiration from a famous figure in history or pop culture, with the best names being plays on words, puns and double entendres.
To complicate it even further, you can't have the same name as any other rollergirl, (yes, in the world) just in case you compete against her team at some point. Don’t be discouraged if your first, second or even third choice are already taken. Either alter it slightly, or come up with something even more original. We are all individuals, there has to be some part of who you are that can be exploited for its uniqueness!
Start with a short list of names you like and traits you possess (or wish you did), and ask everyone you know for ideas. Remember, this name becomes your alias; your game persona. You’ll have it for as long as you skate. Keep that in mind when coming up with ideas. Your friends and family know you better than anyone, and can be a great source of help and inspiration.
Also remember your name should resemble an actual name if possible. Some names just don’t roll off the tongue easily, and so don’t get used outside of bouts. Also, your name/number must be on your uniform in 10cm high letters, and easily legible. A long name (or number) is going to be hard to fit!
Try using these as inspiration if you get stuck:
- · school nicknames
- · silly things you’ve done / still do
- · favorite actors / movie characters / books / song lyrics, etc…
- · hobbies / interests / obsessions
- · try the rollergirl name generator: http://rollergirlthebook.com/name_generator (this is just to help you think of ideas, don’t use outright)
- · check the master roster-but do not copy!
- · Ask other girls how they came up with theirs
The master roster is a record of skater names, numbers, league names, team names, and team themes for all skaters around the world. The roster can be found at http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/
Remember to check your ideas for names against the master roster before submitting to VRDL.
Master roster rules:
· Similar names are strongly discouraged, and not allowed without permission from the original skater(s).
- WRITTEN permission is required, as it is common for skaters to claim they have permission when they do not.
· The following will require permission from skaters with similar names:
- Names that are pronounced similarly (ie, "Paige Burner" and "Paige Burna")
- Names that are spelled similarly (ie, "Paige Burner", and "Page Burner")
· The following will be rejected:
- Names that are too generic (ie, "Rollergirl", "Skater", etc.)
- Names that begin with possessives (ie, "Your Worst Nightmare", "Her Bad Day", etc.)
- Names that end in verbs (ie, "Speed Skater" is okay, but not "Speed Skating")
- "First" names where First Name / Last Name combos already exist. (ie, no plain "Anne", "Betty", "Cherry", etc.)
· Even if you meet all name requirements, rejection is still at the discretion of the roster maintainers. Following the rules will provide you with the greatest chance of getting on the roster.
· It is strongly discouraged for skaters to select names that duplicate existing team or league names, team names to duplicate existing skater names, and all variations of these situations.
How did you pick your name?
· “I liked the idea of having a feminine name and something kind of brutal on the end." Stella-Scarr
· "I have three bunnies, and they're a lot of trouble, when I went to a game, I thought, 'If I ever do this, I'm going to be called Bunny Trouble.'" Bunny Trouble
· “I own way too much denim, including bathers, and when we started skating I split a pair of jeans from trying to get down low.” Denim Destructor (aka DD)
· “My favorite colour is cherry red, I’m a sucker for classic 50’s names, and my nickname used to be ‘pocket rocket’” Cherry Rockette
So you’ve finally come up with a name you love? Ok, now you need to pick your number. What? Another thing? Are you kidding, it took ages to pick a name! Yes, you need a number for when you’re playing a bout.
For some, you have a definite idea of what you’re after in a number, others couldn’t care less and are happy to be given one. At least you don’t need a number that’s unique in the entire world this time.
For those trying to think of something left of centre, here are some examples of other players numbers to inspire:
· 36-24-36 (Cherry Rockette)
· Back in 5 mins (Toxic Mama)
· 15 ½ (A. Pocalypse)
· $0.99/min (Wanda Whoop Ass)
· .22 Calibre (Mia Culprit)
· 00110001 (Terror Byte)
· ½ pint (Peaches Rodriguez)
· 100% (Sassy B. Yatch)
· 103 degrees (Dr. Jenny Fever)
· 1200cc (Iona Harley)
· 123floor (Rum N. Choke)
· 12:00 (Cinderswella)
· 1952 (Killa Fitzgerald)
· 36DD (Demolition Dolly)
· 6’2” (Dizzy Heights)
· 65milB.C. (T.Rex Ya Face)
· 8675309 (Slaughterama Mama)
· 90210 (Beverly Kills)
· 9mm (Patti Smith&Wesson)
· AK-47 (Resident DeVil)
· E=MC2 (Lucky StaRr)
· Ezekiel 25:17 (Pulp Friction)
· IV (Nurse Naughty)
· T-1000 (Terminate Her)
Monday, 7 May 2007
like i'm really that engrossing.
i really ought to blog more, i just realised i hadn't posted since feb 28!!! it's been all this rollerskating i tells ya. takes up so much time. but damn it's gooood.
i've never been a diary keeper, nor do i update the people who actually live in my life unless they prod really hard, so clearly me and blogs don't mix, but i'm trying and i guess that's what counts, right?
I was tagged by hmc, and the rules are:
• Start with 7 random facts/habits about yourself
• People who are tagged have to write their 7 things on their blog
- then pass it on...
1. i'm useless at washing clothes. i work in fashion production, so i really DO know what i'm supposed to do to take care of clothes but i can never be bothered. hence i just finished a load of reds/colours/whatthefuckwhitestoo and ended up with 2 more light pink singlets and 2pr light pink socks that were once white. hmph. lucky they were old and needed replacing anyway. which i cant buy cos i'm on refashion 12months contract. damn. i'll have to MAKE singlets. poo.
2. my nails are always painted black, my toenails red.
3. i cant stand having 'normal' hair or clothes. i feel wrong. needs to be dressy-uppy and playful retro-ey or i just feel wierd. as in 'can't leave the house till i change' wierd.
4. i grew up vegetarian (still am) and have only ever eaten chikin, fish and some bbq sausages as a kid. and 1 incident of steak+kidney pie. (been completely vegi since i was 11-no fishies or anything anymores) i dont know what meat tastes like, it's been too long since i ate it. dont miss it, never have.
(chikin is a funnier spelling. chicken just doesn't look right anymores)
5. funniest words ever: chikin, beeez
6. my favorite music is anything with clapping in it.
7. i still have my first birthday card from the day i was born.
hmmm, who to tag now?
Wednesday, 28 February 2007
if you're willing to strap on some skates and throw yourself around come and join us!
no experience required (we can teach you) but if you can already skate it's a big bonus.
anyone can join: big, small, fit, unfit, mums, anyone! as long as you're keen, we want you!
we train tues, wed, thurs, sun, in various locations accross the city
check us out at:
Tuesday, 20 February 2007
after eagerly doing this swap i sent away my little present (above) to the very lovely liz in NY, and just today got my own wonderful little hand bag in the mail!! (below)
the red bandana is soooo me, how did you know i wear a bandana exactly the same as that every day!!! (well 9 out 10 days anyways) i love it so much, the twee retro print is too cute. AND it's just the right dimensions to fit wine in. voila! boozebag! woohoo.
sorry, it's my 1st swappage and i'm very excited.
any other swaps out there/ i'm keen to do another...
Monday, 19 February 2007
i really wanted to make so many things, a skirt i'm refashioning into a dress, take in some skirts and pants, and do the shoe refashion tutorial, but i was made, MADE to do other things.
my sister's birthday present: pistol shooting.
so much fun. i got to fire a magnum (dirty harry's gun). definately want to go back.
we went cheesing to red hill and got yummy fetta and some other runny thing i forget the name. and beers.
so no crafty type things, alas.
but i did rework my blog page-i think it's easier to read now.
and i put my logo as the header picture.
i'm completely useless at html/css/web writey type stuff so i hope it worked out ok.
next i have to rework the background.
i've designed my main label and sideseam pips (as shown below). i'm thinking i'll have to keep to black/white to keep the price down.
now to find somewhere to make the bloody things!
Tuesday, 13 February 2007
so tomorrow i'm going to try the local op-shop and see if they have some shoes that look ok for remaking, and then i'll spotlight for some goodies to refashion em.
tutorial ahoy later this week...
Monday, 12 February 2007
I went a little silly on the weekend and refashioned like crazeh.
These red pants were in that kinda ribbed fabric in polyester double knit that was uber popular in 1982 for grannies. (reminds me of my nanny) I was changing them to a wide leg, so I had to put an insert at each sideseam, but i lined up the ribs so it's not toooo obvious. end result: sexeh 40's waders.
I really need shoes at the moment too, but don't really have the casholas to but them full price. But i haven't been wearing these old pink wedges for aages, so i made them into a new pair! (my Dad showed me how to make shoes when i was younger) i completely ripped them apart and recovered the insoles with black leather, then took off some of the hessian weaving on the sole and replaced it with leather as well. i stitched the straps and nailed them onto the base, along with the ribbon straps, and then glueded the insole on top to pull it all together. ta daah...new shoes for $12!
tomorrow i tackle more...
Thursday, 25 January 2007
we've had a friend staying with us the last 2 weeks in our 'spare' room (my sewing room, thank you very much) and i had to put all my things away for the duration. ie: no crafting for 2 whole weeks!!!!!
i can't believe how much i missed just having everyhting right there and ready to go and be used.
i've been gagging to make things, and now it's the long weekend and i can get everything out again and make stuff!!!
although i admit i have actually been quite productive in the time;
*business plan is now about 30% done. the overall outline is finished, i just need to flesh out a few parts and then look at the finiancial plan part-the scary bit. i'm looking at that new microsoft visio thingo as a financial management toolio. anyone have any experience with it?
*summer 07 range development is finished, with the line-by style all planned out. just need to refine the ideas and draw everything up in illustrator properly. oh, and reduce the qty of dresses from 7 to 4. except i can't choose. so it'll probably end up being 5. or 6. or 8.
*blocks are all cut out in card. now i just need to adjust them to my block measurements that i want (i did all the hard work developing them in my last job). they're currently for a size 10 fairly athletic 172cm tall woman(the bust to waist was 18cm...18!!!!)-crazy, crazy, crazy. so now i have to alter them all to be for 160cm tall, and curvier, with small waists and more arse meats.
*i've designed the tote bag i 'm going to make this weekend and send to liz for the bag swappage. i hope she likes picnics.
*i've designed the dress i'm going to make for my first refashion project. (that's it at the top) i will only be using what fabrics i have lying around, until i get my 1st pay from la new job-this might be hard, especially since i want to make it in cheetah cheater print fabric and i dont have any, but maybe dotty spots will do. depending on how it turns out, it may make it into my final 8 for s07. or 9 or 10.
speaking of which, how many people buy a jacket for summer? a light weight one, obviously. and if you buy it, do you wear it often, or do you prefer the good ol' fashion cardi? (a nice cardi, not the nanna kind). i'm not sure whether to include jackets in my range, but i'm completely in love with 3 designs, so i want to include them, but silly to go and spend a lot of effort making the pattens etc... if no-one buys them. hmmm.
Wednesday, 17 January 2007
(thankfully just a flesh wound, no need to panic Helen )
ok, the rules are probably all known by now, but just in case, here's the fine print:
1. someone tags you,
2. you post five things about yourself that you haven’t already mentioned on your blog,
3. you tag people you’d like to know more about
hmmm, since i've only been blogging a short time, anything i write is new really! ok, that's a cop out. i'll try to write something vaguely interesting and less known about me.
1. I prefer small, crispy foods. the smaller and crispier the better. it actually makes the food taste better if it's small. trust me. soft cheese is the only exception to the rule.
2. i only really wear 2 colours:red and pink and all shades in between. (black and white and denim don't count) i keep trying to wear green and purple and sometimes blue, but i just find it too hard. i look in the mirror and i'm all 'sneh. needs red'. and dont get me started on yellow...gag. i dont actually dislike those colours, i just dont feel right wearing them, or having them around me.
3. i'm completely useless at remembering names of bands and songs. i can remember the sounds and the way it goes and i say 'you know, the one with the doo dah deh nah nah moop' but it takes me ages to try to think of the title, and i never can until i deliberately stop trying, and then about an hour later(if i'm really lucky) i remember it. if i'm unlucky, my husband just says 'it was blah-de-blah' and then he wins, and that sucks.
4. i love fashion and clothing, but i really dont like the fashion scene. hence the vintage/retro obsession. i loathe those wanky 'fashiony' people who think that they're better than everyone else because they're 'a designer' . sneh. i'm much more interested in how clothing is put together and constructed, and fabrics and patterns and...oooh soo many things.
5. when we have a kid, if it's a boy, his middle name is going to be godzilla. no really. i can imagine calling out '____ godzilla nelson, you come here right now young man'...at his 15th birthday party and embarrassing him...bwah ha ha.
considering how well he'll be dressed, coz i'll make him all cool rockabilly baby and toddler clothes i dont think he'll care.
you're all tagg-i-fied nikkishell!
well 3rd day of new job is ok. it's a bit sneh filled, but considering i spent a lot of the day musing over what kind of tote bag to make for the swap, it is at least fulfilling the role of 'income while i get my shit started' nicely. i hope my swap person likes red. oooh maybe some faux fur? or leopard and gingham and cherries. hmmm, so many options.
i was looking for a picture of the bag shape i wanted to make, but i couldn't find it, but i found this very cute picture instead:
awwww, kitties all snorgling!!
Monday, 15 January 2007
thank you 62cherry for stopping by and saying hello...and making me get all excited about this swap !
now, what to make, what to make...too many possibilities...
i'm also signing up for 6 months of re-fashioning, and i'm eagerly planning what my first outfit is going to be. i'm pretty sure it's going to be a dress, since i really don't wear enough of them. and they look so charmingly dressed up and just neat with rolls and curls.
i'm thinking of something similar to these pictures below, so i have some designing and
patternmaking to do until i can actually get to the making part, but isn't that half the fun?
and i must adjust my blocks to be according to my measurements again. my last job had a very tall block (172cm, yiiikes!) so the bust to waist mmt was 18cm!! i know i'm not tall (5'2"), but my bust to waist is 15cm, and Target's standard is 16cm, so i really need to fix that up before i even attempt the pattern. oh well, it's an incentive to actually getting my blocks established and ready so i can make things to sell-a-do.
and in other news...
i started my new job today...woohoo...no more snarky weasel head from having to deal with a couple of ..um...difficult people. the best thing about my new job is that it's more pay for less to actually do and be responsible for, so i can finally, finally, get cracking on making and sewing and crafting this year. (i have been procrastinating just too, too long now). And i really have to say that all you lovely aussie bloggy ladies are very inspiring. not just keeping me motivated to blog on a regular basis ('cause i don't want to be left out of all the fun), but because you are all so damn talented!!! every day i find someone new through link clicking on everyone's faves. my poor, poor overloaded bookmarks tab. oh well, once my laptop is all interneted up later this week, i can have my own bookmarks, all MINE!!!! mwah ha ha ahaaa.
Saturday, 6 January 2007
I'm not the kind to make an actual new year's resolution as such, but I do love planning things, and so I guess the planning of what is yet to come could be considered somewhat resolution-y.
So this year my plans are:
*new job (I start 12th Jan and I'm quite excited about the possibilities that may arise)
*new laptop perputer with wacom pen mousyness with which to draw up all my faaabulous ideas. -thank you Jim.
(I just need to get our home internets all wifi-ed so I can blog away on my own little black box instead of this big one) hold on, that's not a plan, that's a thing. I mean I plan to use the laptop to do lots of designing of things. Mainly clothing, since that's what I seeem to keep coming back to, but I really want to develop my skills in graphic design (being totally self taught makes it hard, but ultimately more rewarding in the end). I especially want to focus on developing trims for the line; all the assorted labelling and packaging that will be required one I actually get my arse into gear and make something to sell. After that, I am trying to teach myself how to make repeat patterns that don't suck. I understand the basic concepts involved, but I really just need to practice, practice, practice. And to get somewhere to print them on fabric for me, or to make some screens and do it myself.
I really quite enjoy pattern making, the way you have to craft a flat surface to conform and mould to fit a lumpy, bumpy, (in the good way) curved body. I just wish it didn't take so long to do. But I've very keen to get cracking on this (after the dogged heat lets up-no fun crafting with sweat running everywhere) so I can make myself some new clothes for my new job. Plus, I really want to join that 'no new clothes' pact for the whole year, just to really push myself and offer not only an incentive to get this business off the ground, but as a reward for my hard work along the way.
*hire an accountant / get quickbooks running.
I hate money.
Ok, well that's a lie. I just don't like having to budget and deal with money. As long as I have enough to buy a few things, I'm happy. Clearly I'm going to have to learn to just deal with it this year, or my business aint going anywhere. suck it up, girl.
*make stuff and sell it.
this is the hardest part I think. I love the pre-planning, and then the actual planning. And the designing and finding the fabrics and trims, and trawling through op-shops and the pattern making and even the sewing. But when I look at how much I have to do all added up, it can be a little daunting and overwhelming. Ok, just chunk it down. one little step at a time. I'll get there, but damn it can be scary sometimes.
It's going to be hard, what with a new job and trying to exercise and still have time to relax and spend time with my husband and friends, but it's not going to happen unless I do it. so that's what I have to do. do it.
I'm still in the process of setting this whole blog thing up, and I've never been very good at keeping a diary, so hopefully having a community online here will help keep me motivated and posting. I really hope that people give me feedback on what I make, even if you just don't like it. it's good to have critical, useful criticism as well as people appreciating my work, so i can improve and grow as a designer.
I think one the first steps though is to set up this page a little bit prettier, and get some pictures on here, and maybe even my own site in the future.
For now, I'm off to read a few fave blogs...